The 40 Funniest Tweets About The Coronavirus Quarantine

At a time when we could all use some comic relief, here are 40 of the funniest tweets about the Coronavirus and life in quarantine

They say humour is an essential coping mechanism in stressful situations. Well, I think a worldwide Coronavirus pandemic would count as stressful, wouldn't you? And Lord knows we can all use some comic relief right about now. So this list combines two of the most powerful forces in the world – the power of humour with the wonderfully weird reactions of Twitter. Enjoy. We certainly did. Here are 40 of the funniest tweets about the Coronavirus and life in quarantine:

wow.. bars, clubs, and gyms all closed?? my life is about to seriously be exactly the same
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) March 16, 2020

this like the exact opposite of that pokemon go summer
— Sabrina (@NerdyAndQuirky) March 16, 2020

WORK FROM HOME TIPS:
Have a routine. Shower/dress like normal. Keep a dedicated workspace. Fill a briefcase with sausages & carry it at all times. Stick to usual work hours. NEVER let raccoons trick you into trusting them with the beefcase: they dont have your interests at heart
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) March 16, 2020

Somewhere in a bowling alley…some important advice 😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/iZkWBauRNI
— Hemanth Kumar C R (@crhemanth) March 18, 2020

Hearing that the eventual VOD-only release of TENET will involve Christopher Nolan personally coming to each house/apt in a HAZMAT suit and projecting the film on 35mm.
— Bilge Ebiri (@BilgeEbiri) March 17, 2020

oh my god, the chicago aquarium closed due to coronavirus, so they let the penguins run around and check out the other exhibits. (staff was present.) pic.twitter.com/YGa8CugymE
— Evan McMurry (@evanmcmurry) March 16, 2020

https://twitter.com/dougiec0n/status/1239404478958166016?s=19

https://twitter.com/shreemiverma/status/1239792790835359745?s=19

we are all edward hopper paintings now pic.twitter.com/gpcmSiavkD
— Michael Tisserand (@m_tisserand) March 16, 2020

If #coronavirus don't kill me, Saifoo in a crisp cotton kurta, reading a book next to his library, certainly will. Take me now, nawab Sahab. pic.twitter.com/5FRrK3Bh7U
— Rhea Srivastava (@VirtualRheality) March 17, 2020

Statement on COVID-19 from my Rollercoaster Tycoon park pic.twitter.com/GNDLOd5bIk
— Chris Goodwin (@cgoodz) March 16, 2020

Please don't be selfish and stock up food during this pandemic, be kind and help each other. If anyone needs rice or daal, let me know, I have bought 75Kgs each
— Samay Raina (@ReheSamay) March 17, 2020

GOING OUT TO BARS:
• dangerous
• are you out of your mind
SECLUDING YOURSELF AT HOME IN A TATTERED WEDDING DRESS PLOTTING REVENGE ON ALL MEN:
• weirdly hot
• no one gets infected
• he will live to regret the day he broke your heart
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) March 16, 2020

Treating the quarantine like a prison sentence. Bulking up. Reading books. Converting to Islam. Refusing to shower
— ethnic steve (@EthnicSteve) March 15, 2020

https://twitter.com/ivadixit/status/1239707548489592833?s=19

How long before the JK Rowling tweet telling us Dobby had Coronavirus this whole time
— Gayle Sequeira (@ProjectSeestra) March 14, 2020

The cast of Big Brother in Germany doesn't know about covid-19 and they're gonna tell them in a live TV special. I have to learn German by tomorrow. https://t.co/a0zOrIUeCD
— Dan McQuade (@dhm) March 16, 2020

me in quarantine showing off my dog to the lecturer during online classes pic.twitter.com/bEhPqYkEwd
— sarah (@sarahonfilm) March 15, 2020

the killers: coming out of my cage and i-
CDC: absolutely not
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) March 15, 2020

There is so much panic right now and not nearly enough disco
— 1984's George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) March 16, 2020

Quarantine glory pic.twitter.com/XtKHPyyxJa
— ThexyBeatht (@thexybeatht) March 16, 2020

Quarantine day 6. pic.twitter.com/er652Oy3Ki
— jamie (@gnuman1979) March 16, 2020

Even corona doesn't like him. https://t.co/88zS4PyF7v
— hornier than thou (@bang_bar0n) March 15, 2020

https://twitter.com/shortshitmax/status/1238960110132576256?s=19

in an unsettling reversal of my teenage years, I am now yelling at my parents for going out
— Brigid Delaney (@BrigidWD) March 16, 2020

My therapist: your OCD is irrational
The government: you must wash your hands 19 times a day or your dad will die
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) March 15, 2020

We get it, Europe, you all have BALCONIES.
— Ally Hord (@hordie) March 15, 2020

https://twitter.com/BeingChatterjee/status/1239523776435335168?s=19

can we all just agree to gain 15 pounds. that way none of us have to feel weird about it
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) March 15, 2020

https://twitter.com/WrongN1K/status/1238906524556242944?s=19

it's crazy how because of corona we can see how almost everything we do is a totally made up social construct that can be instantly stopped if we wanted to lol
— bobby wasabi (@bobbyteriyaki) March 14, 2020

pic.twitter.com/2fr7UlP7HV
— Ricky Muncie, RBR (@RickyRBR) March 16, 2020

QUARANTINE DIARY
Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic
Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) March 12, 2020

AMERICA, EVERY WEEKEND: I just wanna Netflix and Chill lol.
THE WEEKEND EVERYONE NEEDS TO STAY INSIDE: It's my God-given right to go outside and lick whatever I want.
— Jake Whitacre (@jakewhitacre) March 15, 2020

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
— Liam Hackett FRSA (@DiageoLiam) March 12, 2020

Social distancing king. pic.twitter.com/DJFV4DqifQ
— Brandon Bird (@Brandon_Bird) March 16, 2020

Go back to the desert
— DavKind 🤷‍♂️ (@DavKind76) March 17, 2020

we are all in the movie. https://t.co/jT0lefbcg1
— chu (@chuuzus) March 16, 2020

Ordering pizza during a pandemic. pic.twitter.com/KvaBOGtM6W
— Nate Armbruster (@natecomedy) March 16, 2020

The Office: Coronavirus
Michael ignores the "work from home" memo because he thinks that everyone should be together at a time like this
Dwight acts completely normal & claims genetic immunity
Angela wears a hazmat suit
Kevin says that he's had it for weeks & feels fine
— Daniel Burnell (@the_real_bnell) March 9, 2020

https://twitter.com/_Majinbuuuu/status/1237932858213359616

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